Funny quotes about dating again

Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Robert Frost It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Homer Simpson Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? A compromise is an agreement whereby both partiesget what neither of them wanted.But while they are being single, is it required to make them uncomfortable or guilty? This state has now become quite acceptable and being single today is a whole lot of fun, and people understand it quite well.Older folks know that senior citizen jokes liven up the joint and loosen up the joints. As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Society finds it difficult to accept a single person completely heartedly.

These people are viewed as being desperate or lonely.

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Unknown Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush... Unknown Wi-fi went down for five minutes, So I had to talk to my family. Craig Bruce When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

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